Sam and I could be professional creepers.

So there sam and I are, sitting in my car at sonic trying to think of something to do for the day. You know how when you're looking at the menu or at anything and your eyes stray for just a moment? Well mine did, just to happen to make eye contact with the guy next to me. He smiles. I go back to the menu, not a big deal.


Then it pops in my head, "Imma be creepy" and I proceed to pretend to act like I'm taking a picture of him with my phone, but he doesn't notice, so I tell Sam to lean back in the passenger seat and act like she's taking a pic with her phone through the back window. He still doesn't notice. Then we get the BRIGHT idea to follow him. Sometime earlier though I was like "oh you, boy right there...blue shirt. you work at walmart, I bet youre wearing khakis too".


So anyway, he's backing out and I'm like "awww we haven't even ordered yet, we can't follow him...remember his liscence plate number, it's a sandy colored toyota!!!" and I tell her to "wave goodbye" to him. So she does and I laugh, she laughs, and he even laughs. Well sonic was backed up so he was kind of stopped behind our car for a bit looking at us and laughing while we laughed. So we order, don't think anything of it, and decide to go walk around walmart. As we drive up I'm like "wouldn't it be funny if he really did work here?" Turns out he's parked way in the back like most walmart workers do, sitting in his truck preparing to go inside. So sam and I park a ways away from him and watch him for a little bit before noticing that he's getting out of his truck.



So Sam and I take off, knowing he would recognize the texas state stickers on my car. Well then we have the BRILLIANT idea to drive by him. he notices us drive by, gives us "the rock" eye and stares Sam down. It was so funny, I almost peed myself. So then we go waaaaay down the parkinglot so he doesnt see us anymore, and finally he goes inside. We drive back to where his truck is because we have the amazing idea (after seeing my window chalk on the floor of my passenger side) to write on his truck and draw hearts or something. So as we sit trying to think of what we would write, too many creepy quotes that we could write come to our head. THIS puts it in our mind to write a creepy love letter and leave it on his windshield. So we go into walmart to buy a pad of paper.



So while we're inside to buy paper, we get the idea to make it that much more creepy wed try to bump into him. We look around the WHOLE store for him, turns out he was in register 18. We did NOT use his register. We were too nervous. So we go and sit in my car and write this creepy love letter and decide that incase it starts to rain we were going to go back into walmart and buy some plastic baggies.



We go back in walmart, while back inside we walk past his register like 4 times trying to see if he would notice us. We also decide that we would turn this into my next youtube video. So we buy batteries for my camera along with the plastic baggies. While inside though, we discover that this guy's name is FREDDY (thank you Rebecca for being our designated creeper of the day for us and reading his name tag). We go and stick the note in a baggie and put it on his windshield and drew a heart with window chalk on the window behind his driver's seat window.


This is what the letter basically consisted of: (a video of me reading it will be on youtube at some point in the near future)

"""" Dear guy,
I'm sorry I dont know your name, but these moments we've shared today have been...amazing.
Lunch with you at sonic was a blast...get it? ;) (I had a sonic blast) I saw you eating your tots through my window. They looked yummy. Like the person eating them. I wanted to share one with you, like in lady and the tramp...when their lips meet. Maybe one day you can feed me some, like I'm your princess and they're your grapes. (then i drew a bundle of grapes and wrote) <--- those are grapes.
Driving through the walmart parkinglot was a rush when our eyes met. I know you saw me too. That eyebrow raise was pretty sexy. Like "The Rocks" but better. Mmmm rocks. I bet you have rock hard abs.
Register 18 huh? I'll tattoo that on my heart. I was too shy to go down your line, while you were checking out another customer, I was checking you out. You have amazing bagging skills.
cant wait to see you again
♥ xo
We can call this our first date """""""




HAHA, okay because this is Beeville, I'm really hoping that somehow he is standing around somewhere with a group of friends reading this letter as a joke and laughing about it and all that jazz. I hope that he talks about it so much that his friends begin to talk about it and it gets back to me somehow by me hearing about it.

Lets mark today's date (well yesterday's since it's past midnight now) JULY 3RD 2010
and see how long it takes for me to hear this story about myself....